Saturday, November 6, 2010


Is Atheism a non--prophet organization?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Is The main reason that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" Would She say, "If I told you, that wouldn't be Self help."

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What's another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer loses a lawsuit, do they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they bother telling him he has a right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille in the drive-thru bank machines?

How do they get Koala beers to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Are atheists covered on their insurance against acts of God?

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

No comments:

Post a Comment